Here's more than you probably want to know about me...
Of course you wanna know about me. Who doesn't?
(Don't answer that)
c'est moi. je suis awesome. regardez les farts sur mes skiis.
Current Status: Single! That's right. I know, unbelievable.
Did I mention that I am incredibly tall? Taller than you, shorty McShortstuff! Do You dare challenge my height?
I didn't think so! Shorty.
I kinda look like a monkey in this picture.
Favorite Stuff
In this area, I'll list some of the things that I like best, for example:
Favorite TV Show: The Simpsons Favorite Movie: I dunno Favorite
Music: Rock Favorite Book: Green Eggs and Ham - I'm almost done it! Favorite
Sports Team: Sports stink Favorite Food: Chocolate People I Most
Admire: Not you
